A cat passes on and arrives in heaven.

In one story, heaven becomes the ultimate comedy sketch: a worn-out farm cat finally gets his soft pillow, while terrified mice are granted roller skates to escape their earthly fate. Yet in a twist of cosmic irony, God unknowingly turns their wish into the perfect delivery system for a very satisfied feline, blurring the line between blessing and dark humor.

The second tale shifts the stage to Earth, where four proud men parade their cats’ talents like circus acts—geometry, accounting, chemistry. Each performance is clever, precise, and impressive. But the government worker’s cat steals the show, not with brilliance, but with bureaucracy: consuming the work, causing chaos, filing complaints, and vanishing on paid leave. Together, the jokes expose a shared truth: sometimes the systems we trust—divine or human—are hilariously, painfully blind to who really benefits.

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